Mixed Personalities

I am a cynical, skeptical, misanthrope that suffers from pessimism, mild OCD and hayfever.

I usually just reblog things because everyone is so much more creative and inventive than me.

Aug 29

This made me laugh a lot. Don't even know why.

  • Him: I saw about 50 muslims in a row, one of their beards was down to his BELLY BUTTON, BUT IT WAS SO NEAT.
  • Me: You should grow a mega-beard
  • Him: And live in the mountains
  • Me: And be called Osama Bin Laden. Oh wait...

Aug 28

Check these Harry Potter character tunes I wrote!

They have different… rhythms? I think it’s rhythms. But yeah, I think you can see there’s a theme of Snape and sexual attraction. I realise they’re pretty rubbish but hey, nobody’s perfect. Apart from Snape.

Severus Snape,
Covered in cream,
Get in my pants now,
‘Cause if you don’t that’s mean.

Hagrid, Oh Hagrid,
With your big and fluffy beard,
Please get in my pants right now,
Or else I’ll look real weird.

Dumbledore, Dumbledore,
Get in my pants,
If you don’t then it’s your loss,
‘Cause I am really rad.

CHECK THAT SIX-PACK,
SNAPE YOU’RE FINE,
FLICK THAT HAIR,
I’M GLAD YOU’RE MINE!

Oh Dra-co you are lookin’ so fly,
I wanna eat you like a piece of apple pie,
Covered in cream it’ll be just like my dreams,
You’ll be the one to really make my face gleam!

With Voldy in your pants,
You get a little bit excited,
There’s nothing wrong with you,
At least your true love is requited.

SNAPE IS SEXY,
SNAPE IS HOT,
YOU JUST JELL,
‘CAUSE YOU IS NOT.
 


Aug 27

Remember him?

itwasinthatmoment:

REBLOG AND CLICK THE PHOTO

aiodnvsjbnnfboofenboh whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

HE CUT OFF HIS AFRO:(

(via dj-t0mm0)


Aug 25

wherethesunshineblooms:

chunkymonkeypopcorn:

shipklainedemort:

puckling:

deathlydarling:

likegh0stsinthesnow:

newdisaster:

narglebrained:

chriss2:

morethanonekindoffamily:

squemily:

starkidron:

weshouldthrowpossums:

kissedmequiteinsane:

evarren:

churchofcheesus:

acciopottermore:

darrenstan:

spacewhombus:

eepoporkahah:

darrenchrist:

oh

my

god

Something went down in that tent.

brokeback twilight tho

omg

the sad part is

this video like

actually sounds legit

omg

omg…This is epic.

what is this sorcery

i have edward/jacob feelings

HOW THE FUCK

I WOULD WATCH THE SHIT OUT OF THIS. OHMYGOD.
ALL OF THE AWARDS.

OMG. I WOULD WATCH THE FUCK OUT OF THIS. THIS IS FLAWLESS.

this is a movie i would see

ohmygodthisthisthisdying

oh my god it all fits so well lwsakjflkasf

this is so legit like omg i cant

THIS. I WOULD WATCH THIS. I WOULD WATCH IT AND LOVE IT.

THIS IS THE GREATEST….OH MY GOD. OH… I CAN’T- 

 OHMYGOD. I WANT TO SEE HOW IT ENDS.

OH.

OH.

I DIDN’T REALIZE WHAT THIS WAS AT FIRST.

This totally makes having seen all of these movies worth it.

This is a million times better than the actual films omg gkhjfdghjfgjh

Omg so edited well. This movie would definitely be one of my faves!

the tension tho jklfjkdls

I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN SO BAD BUT I KNOW IT NEVER WILL T^T

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Reblog this if you are literally suprised when people find you attractive.

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Aug 22

Reblog if your able to find something wrong in this sentence.

whoareyoutojudgethelifeilive:

bigtimedirection:

thisbieberbitch:

If you don’t reblog…

Yeah if ou don’t reblog Niall Horan will come and kill you with a knife

 If you dont then

(via atrailofstardust)


Aug 19

I find this video hilarious, it’s not the actual video itself, but what the guy doing the ‘story-telling’ informs us about. 


lawyer-up-assbutt:

moyashisandmugens:

icount27stars:

restlessasanavalanche:

rubiieloviie:

krxs10:

thejournalofalesbian:

swept-out-to-sea:

cams92:

venezianov:

(( Is it bad that I cried?
I really needed this.
Thank you, quiet place. ))

Reblogging myself.
I still have the tab open.
I really needed this. T__T <3

♥♥♥

Oh god. <3 Going here everyday.

EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET NEEDS TO CLICK THIS

At first I thought it was an error, but then I got it and it’s like fucking epic. 8D

oh my god<3.

oh wow.

I think I’m just gonna leave this open in a tab cuz it’s really pretty…

THIS IS MY HOMEPAGE NOW

lawyer-up-assbutt:

moyashisandmugens:

icount27stars:

restlessasanavalanche:

rubiieloviie:

krxs10:

thejournalofalesbian:

swept-out-to-sea:

cams92:

venezianov:

(( Is it bad that I cried?

I really needed this.

Thank you, quiet place. ))

Reblogging myself.

I still have the tab open.

I really needed this. T__T <3

♥♥♥

Oh god. <3 Going here everyday.

EVERY SINGLE PERSON ON THIS PLANET NEEDS TO CLICK THIS

At first I thought it was an error, but then I got it and it’s like fucking epic. 8D

oh my god<3.

oh wow.

I think I’m just gonna leave this open in a tab cuz it’s really pretty…

THIS IS MY HOMEPAGE NOW

(via b1kini-b0ttom)


Aug 17

I always wonder where people find my Tumblr.

I wonder why they clicked onto my page specifically.

I wonder what makes them click the ”Follow” button.

I wonder who actually keeps up with my Tumblr.

I wonder who actually enjoys my Tumblr.

I wonder if I’m anyone’s Tumblr crush.

You can come confess if you want……

(via birddinflightt)


Aug 13

Reblog if you use one of the following phrases, THEN CLICK THE PICTURE.


(via forever90s)


Aug 10
[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

Avril Lavigne - Everybody Hurts. 


Typical facebook profile pictures

radical-teen:

the bro who wants to look all hard and shit

the 12 year old girl who loves picnik

the teen girl who loves to take the mirror bathroom pics!

The party pics!! ( I’m never invited to parties so this is all I got )

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The person I reblogged this from is beautiful.

(via digni-tea)


The infamous ‘WTF’ face

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Aug 9
snapes-eyebrow:

dearfuture:

PLEASE REBLOG TO HELP US IDENTIFY THESE PEOPLE CAUGHT LOOTING IN MANCHESTER.

they’re not even wearing masks
fucking scum

snapes-eyebrow:

dearfuture:

PLEASE REBLOG TO HELP US IDENTIFY THESE PEOPLE CAUGHT LOOTING IN MANCHESTER.

they’re not even wearing masks

fucking scum

(via colingasm)


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