- Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me: Someone told me to go to hell
- Me: Couldn't find it at first
- Me: But now I'm here
post: guys under 6 feet are useless
perrie as tumblr user iamnamlessbabykitten: omg :(( my daddy’s only 5’9
zayn as tumblr user daddysgotyoukitten: *reblogs and adds comment* i can protect you baby i got me a BIG STICK!!
"Asexual is an excuse for being a virgin."
"Being Bi just means that you’re half gay and half straight."
"Pansexuals are just sluts."
"OMG you’re gay!! Let’s go shopping!"
"People questioning are just trying to be cool."